Folks there is only one way to get out of the Harrison Square Quagmire.
Since the Mayor will not be using his veto power when the Council votes on the project, I propose creating a new government post. The Czar of Fort Wayne.
The Czar will have supreme veto power over every elected official in the Fort Wayne area (except for smokers.) The only way to override the Czar's Veto power would be to hold a referendum in which 96% of Fort Wayne opposes the Czar.
The Czar will also be allowed to deport any recent, college graduate out of Fort Wayne.
Thoughts?
5 comments:
I nominate John Kalb. He knows what it takes to competitively bring Fort Wayne into the 1970s.
I think this is a great idea.
I want to be the Czar...
I prefer the title "Supreme Dictator of the Empire of Fort Wayne."
Mike Sylvester
Mike Sylvester instead of John Kalb? That's just political rearrangement.
Nice, barranda, very nice.
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