Saturday, October 13, 2007

My Tie

Who taught Mr. Kelty how to tie a tie?

His knot is way too small.

16 comments:

Eric White said...

That's funny, I was thinking about this when I was watching Kelty's interview with WANE.

Maybe he should just a buy a clip-on.

Anonymous said...

HA! I have been thinking that since the first time I saw him on TV! I have to assume that he has tied it, thought, "No-No, that's too big...must be small and tight." And found himself tying and retying it until it's the size of a pea. Thanks god I'm not the only one to notice.

Anonymous said...

Why does Souder always look like he'd be more comfortable dressed like a Puritan? Is it the smaller-sized cranium? Or because he wants for a neck? Add that disapproving, I-just-bit-into-a-lemon look he constantly displays and you get my drift.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think that Mr. Kelty uses a "half-Windsor" instead of a "Windsor" style knot.

Anonymous said...

I think he look says, "Did I really just endorse the biggest fool to ever run for public office?"

Anonymous said...

Not to psychologize this thing. But would not and uptight, troubled person tie there tie like that?

What's he look like on the billboards around town. Is he tie-less, or doe the same knot appear? You can photoshop a full hairline, but not a full windsor.

David C Roach said...

fit to be "Tied"?
giggle!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it a shame that we judge people on their tie. Not their true and real abilities but their tie.

If your wife, girlfirend, husband, boyfriend, child, or friend ever hears a comment about the way they look or dress then just tell them TOO BAD. That is the way we judge people today.

Just to set the record correct, I will be voting for Tom Henry.

Andrew Kaduk said...

I used to use the half-Windsor knot when I was in Middle School. It was pretty fast to tie...but I stopped using it when Crockett and Stubbs were only a distant memory.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, how long have you been reading this blog? I think they are being a little sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

That does it. Not voting for Kelty. Guy can't tie a tie how do you expect him to be Mayor?!

Anonymous said...

Is the Kelty campaign staff now assisting IU basketball coach Kelvin Sampson?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Kelty is tying the tie to tightly. This could be his next target for blame.

"My tie was too tight. The blood didn't get to my head, wonderful and dear friends. Don't blame me for all the stupid things I've done. I wasn't getting enough oxygen!!"

Anonymous said...

I hope he doesn't hang himself with it.

Anonymous said...

He wears shirts with a snap tab collar. Those were popular in the 1950's and 1960's among the preppy types.

Anonymous said...

No change in Indiana....we always stay the same...dirt roads for us.