I don't think I could have said it better myself - HERE
I've been following with interest the letters to the editor of your newspaper. I've noticed a certain consistency of opinion on several issues. I think I can sum up the views of your readers as follows:
Taxes are too high. Schools weren't air conditioned when I was a kid, and I turned out OK. The Founding Fathers were fundamentalist Christians. Our troops in Iraq are fighting for our right to smoke in bars.
Matt Kelty will be found innocent because he's a Christian who opposes abortion. No Christian has ever lied. What about Bill Clinton?
Thomas Jefferson was against abortion. Jesus died on the cross for our right to smoke in bars. My school didn't have indoor plumbing, and I turned out all right. Today's kids are spoiled.
We can't pull out of Iraq or the terrorists win. Saddam Hussein piloted at least three of the 9-11 jets. George Washington and Jesus used to hang out in bars. And smoke.
I hope this summary will allow some of your regular contributors to relax awhile. I think I've covered everything for them.
9 comments:
How asinine.
"How hilarious" is more like it.
That was a great letter.
It looks like Roach wrote it. I could spend hours dissecting its faulty analysis, but why.
John Anderson for Mayor! Go John! Go!
Anderson - And not a word about HS !! Did you forget? - Or is this now "just old stuff?" John B. Kalb
If nominated for mayor, I will not run. If I win, I'll demand a recount. But thanks. -John A. Anderson
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Write in "ROACH" For CLERK and MAYOR
OK, now that the gauntlet has been thrown, I'm in. Write in John A. Anderson for mayor! I'll cede the clerk position to Roach. Anyone wishing to join my evil minions can reach me at john_lil@earthlink.net. Bring on the truthiness!
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