Friday, July 13, 2007

My Henry Speaks

It took a while, but Mr. Henry finally speaks HERE

Mr. Kelty has been talking for a long time.

Here are some highlights:

Hardware Stores Downtown
Glass Dome over Columbia Street
New Powers for the Mayor: No more property taxes and no abortions
Hope all over the city, especially in SE Fort Wayne
Government Control of Strip Clubs...huge with local Libertarians
GENESIS Fort Wayne...although no specifics have been released
Loans Loans Loans

Update:
RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

One you left out: Kelty played for the Notre Dame football team.

Anonymous said...

See: I was excited; I thought that you meant Gensis, as in there was going to be a concert or something.

And so now I'm heartbroken, because that's not the case.

Jennifer Jeffrey said...

Lol. OMG. I spit my adult beverage all over.

(Ooops, can I still drink?)

Anonymous said...

Typical CFW putzfoolery

MichaelK said...

It's not this Genesis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLTScRuiuc

Anonymous said...

Michaelk:

Is that a documentary? Because it looked real to me.

I think that--I'm being honest here--if we could get Genesis to come to Fort Wayne and play, maybe that would solve all our problems. Seriously! I'm just saying it would be amazing.

It's like "Bring Wilco to Fort Wayne" project, but with a legendary band.

Let's just remember a little bit of the amazingness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGHnuri0dF8

Anonymous said...

Update: I've started the movement. We need to bring the band to Fort Wayne. It's real because I made a badge for it:


http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/8042/1012391654200730/240/z/320697/gse_multipart63761.jpg

Anonymous said...

PHIL COLLINS IS GOD!

If Matt brings him to Fort Wayne, he has my vote

David C Roach said...

I'm voting for Tom Henry for Mayor.
As for City Council- I intend to vote for Liberals-fical conservative; social liberal- divided evenly among Libertarians, and R&D's.

Tittys and Beer and Smokes. OH MY!
read this post- theres more this than meets the eye:(hey- that rhymes- giggle!)
http://x-wire.blogspot.com/2007/07/local-saloon-business-up-in-smoke.html
follow the money- who owns the county bars exempt from the smoking ban? Who will profit from buying up liquor licenses dirt cheap, and cornering the market?
And what downtown developments will benefit from these new bar businesses- especially when downtown Vegas-style Casino gambling is legalized- only downtown?
follow the money- its only the tip of the iceberg.
A Mayor Kelty Regime will result in Islamic Republicans taking FTW back to 15th century Iran or Saudi Arabia- Sharia laws. I know how these so-called "pro-life; pro-family" nutjobs think.