Listen, I've done my own research and know that nearly 97% of Fort Wayne residents are against Harrison Square. I'm actually somewhat surprised that the number isn't closer to 99% as 100% of the residents on my cul de sac are against Harrison Square.
So if we must move the Wizards downtown, why not make Memorial Stadium a year-round circus? There is plenty of parking and we could create a new mass transit system that leads to the circus. This mass transit system would, of course, bypass the Downtown area. Hell, we could charge downtown riders triple fares if they want to ride.
The new year-round circus would also draw visitors away from Harrison Square...which would ensure its failure.
The best part of the plan....the smoking ban would not apply to anyone inside the circus tent. So I can finally enjoy a cig, while spending quality time with my kids.
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That last line was golden.
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