It involves bulldozers, dirt and old cars, three things people in Fort Wayne love.
My plan still involves the hotel and lots of parking. I actually think the hotel will need to be bigger, as people from all over the tri-state area will be coming to see our new attraction.
We won't need any condos. In fact, my plan calls for removal of the condo structure and replacing it with a fireworks outlet store and a conjoining cigarette outlet store.
The new czar of Fort Wayne will grant a smoking ban exemption for the area.
My idea: A Demolition Derby Stadium
4 comments:
That's some funny stuff.
I too have noticed the locals' affinity for dirt.
Whoever is responsible for the content of this site is brilliant. I think you have a real shot of giving "The Daily Show" a run for its money.
What about monster trucks and maybe some WWE events? This downtown thing could really safe Fort Wayne.
We already HAVE something just like that on the SOUTH side...it's called "trying to act like you know how to drive"... aka a code 25 - hit/skip...
;)
We're about as far DOWN as this part of TOWN can get now, why not just move the city/county bldg to Southgate Plaza (next to the dollar store) and call it done?
LMAO
(nice blog...keep it coming)
B.G.
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