Anyone know where I can get one? I've been reading up on the Smoking Ordinance, and it turns out there's a loophole. Smoking is the define by lighting a flamable substance in the mouth. I figure if I cut a hole in my neck I can enjoy my Kool 100s. I've done some research and it says I can harm my trachea and possibly my larynx, but who needs those more than I need my Slims.
Progressive? This idea isn't progressive. I'll tell you what progressive is, its the progressing taxes on my smokes. Over three bucks a pack? With those taxes going to the health care, I better be getting my trache for FREE.
2 comments:
Amen Brother.
I'd like to see Dr. Crawford ban that
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