Wednesday, November 7, 2007

My Parties

Just a reminder for tonight -

Republicans -
Where: Republican Head Quarters (aka - The Outhouse)
When: 6pm - ????? (The question marks are actually noted. Depends on how long the Dr. Crawford will be Electric Sliding)
What to eat: Mr. G's Catering
Entertainment: DJ Rick Hughes will be scratching your favorite vinyl.

Democrats -
Where: Grand Wayne Center (aka - Taxpayers Boondoggle #1)
When: 6:30pm - ????? (More question marks, guesses what they'll be doing until the weee hours of the morning?)
What to eat: Who knows
Entertainment: humorous anecdotes

Libertarians-
Where: Thirsty Camel
When: I'm guessing 6pm - 3am (legal closing time for liquor licenses)
What: "buffet with wings, poppers, veggies, and other goodies."
Entertainment": Fort Wayne's hottest new acoustic emo band THE SLYVESTERS!!!!!


The Winners - Definitely the Libertarians. That party can party.

Note: All three bashes are downtown- as we all know there is a serious problem with lack of parking and safety issues. So get their early to secure your space and I recommend bringing some brass knuckles or maybe that butterfly knife I saw in that 80s movie once. Because if mass amounts of muggers downtown don't get you- you know there is going to be a political brawl downtown tonight, with all three parties being within 4 blocks of each other.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the SYLVESTERS!!! What time do they start? Is there an opening act?

Speakeasyhoosier said...

This is actually very funny! Good job! I love this blog.

Anonymous said...

Well, The Grand Wayne was thrilling. Saw some key R faces there too...Nice to see them and to hear they felt welcome.
Revisited my predictions from last Sat..and see I was off by only one-See bleow)I thought Shoaff had alienated too many Ds with his Harrison Sq stancea and thought Crawford would pull through. But I will take eight out of nine. Esp love the top and the Second.
Henry
Smith
Goldner
Didier
Harper
Pape
Hines
Bender
Brown
Crawford

John Good said...

GREAT time at the Grand Wayne! HUGE turnout, tons of food, and free beer! =)

I'm gonna be one tired boy in the morning. . .

Fred Jones II said...

I would have to say that between the three locations, the Camel would win by a landslide.

Anonymous said...

Camel is the best location... best party to the D's at the GW though.