Thursday, May 31, 2007

My New Kelty Kampaign Commercial

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

awesome

Anonymous said...

LMOA. You guys are pretty funny.

John Good said...

"Hi. I need to borrow $150,000 til next payday. Can you help me?"

Parson said...

Only if you use the money to run for mayor, and promise not to tell anyone were it came from unless they get suspisious.

Anonymous said...

VERY funny....her comment about confidentiality is especially on point.

"What happens in Lincoln Tower stays in Lincoln Tower."

Anonymous said...

I was at the press conference. Kelty seemed very nervous.

I'm sure the Democrats will bring in a heavy hitter too

Anonymous said...

Anon:

It's not up to the Democrats. Kelty didn't harm the Democrats, he harmed the public by violating a State law.

Anonymous said...

press conference video

Anonymous said...

Attention campaign workers:

Your black Nike shoes are ready, Glenna is stirring the Kool-Aide and the mothership is directly behind the comet....

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the video link, Anon 8:38.

Anonymous said...

Hale Bopp?

Anonymous said...

Anon, Kelty didn't violate any state laws.

This whole thing is "much ado about nothing". Who gives a rip where the money came from, other than Tracy Warner and Nelson Peters? A loan is a loan.

Anonymous said...

Republicans FOR Henry unite to stop this NUTJOB!

Anonymous said...

To anon 2:07 am: "much ado about nothing"? Most people don't view violating election laws as such. I've got a shovel, I'd be obliged to help you did your head out of the sand.

Anonymous said...

Educating the ignorant.....

I see that you've been getting all of your information for the editorial page of the Journal Gazette.

Here's a napkin, wipe he foam from your mouth please.

Anonymous said...

Just curious..... Did anyone read Leo Morris' editorial about whether the Republican party should stand behind Kelty? How can Mr. Morris be so ignorant? He states that they got 3,500 responses from that poll. The highest on record. Has the man never heard of deleteing cookies and voting again and again? Kelty sure has his Kool-Aid zombies glued to their computers. I thought Mr. Morris had to have SOME intelligence.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that it was Angry White Boy at his computer. He prolly had a case of PBR and 400 candy bars at his side, just to keep him company. I can see him sitting there frothing at the mouth and sweating profusely.

Anonymous said...

The idea of Matt Kelty becoming mayor scares the heck out of me. His idea to grow Fort Wayne is putting a hammock in the mayor's office and watching Gilligan's island and hope things work out. He is very good though, at hiding money.